A dad is taking his son on a virtual tour of Chester Zoo on Google Earth after learning the cost of taking him there in real life.Read More
A dog that was left traumatised by a neighbour setting off fireworks is planning on paying them back by barking continuously in the garden for the next 12 months, he has confirmed.
“You are seriously messy and it drives me mental”, a woman who inexplicably leaves thousands of little hair grips all over the fucking place has told her boyfriend.
The NHS is proposing to tackle the problem of insomnia by prescribing sufferers with just one dose of an England game, it’s been revealed.
House spiders really are taking the piss this year, residents across Wales have agreed.
Dragging your kids around Abakhan to look at sheets of flowery fabric is the perfect form of punishment, parents have agreed.
A bumbling prick of a daddy longlegs is just waiting for you to open the back door so he can bounce aimlessly around your kitchen for no fucking reason, he has confirmed.
NHS Wales will soon be offering a Clap Screening station directly outside several of Wrexham’s premier night spots, it’s been revealed.
Potentially dangerous individuals have been much harder to identify since Rockports went out of fashion, police have admitted.
The quaint village of Rhydymwyn in Flintshire is planning a return to the production of mustard gas following an increase in tension across the globe.