The government has launched a scheme to ensure Freddos will be affordable for everyone, it’s been revealed.Read More
Music producers from across the globe have collectively promised to add Sean Paul to every newly released track by 2018, it’s been revealed.
A homeless man has expressed his relief at the Queen’s recent recovery from a ‘pretty stubborn cold’ that struck her down over the festive period, he has revealed.
The idea behind the popular children’s bedtime show ‘In The Night Garden’ was born out of a mind-bending acid trip back in the 90’s, its writer has admitted.
A series of terrifying dive-bombings by seagulls in the coastal town of Rhyl were orchastrated by ISIS, according to leaders of the terrorist group.
A Facebook user is still failing to convince people her life is anything other than a never ending cycle of mundane shite despite the new colourful posting options. The new feature enables users to embolden…
A Facebook user is still failing to convince people her life is anything other than a never ending cycle of mundane shite despite the new colourful posting options.
National treasure David Attenborough will be wrapped in a thick layer of protective bubble wrap until 2016 is out of the way, it’s been confirmed. Following a spate of unexpected celebrity deaths, the BBC and…
Every other shopper in the supermarket now appears to be in your bastard way, it has emerged.
X-Factor sensation Honey G is equally as shit when it comes to wrapping, her family has confirmed.