Yale College gives up and adds ‘drunk and disorderly’ to curriculum

 

Wrexham’s Yale College could soon be considered one of UK’s ‘best performing colleges’, after the board of governors added a ‘drunk and disorderly’ course to its A-Level curriculum this week.

“It was my idea”, boasted head of languages Steven Thomas. “We’re piss poor at science, mathematics and history, but our students have demonstrated outstanding abilities in drinking Jägermeister through straws, accidentally urinating on their own pizzas and getting arrested outside Liquid nightclub at three in the morning, so I thought why not grade the little shits on it? We’re just playing to their strengths”.

He added: “All that’s left now is to add a course in Benefit Fraud and we’ll be the most prestigious college in Europe”.