The residents of Anglesey have been thrown head first into the information superhighway this week, after ‘Teletext’ became available to all those lucky enough to own a colour television set.
The ‘information retrieval service’ will enable anybody with a remotely operated TV to access latest news, weather updates and horoscopes with just the click of a button.
Islander Edward Jones said: “I support Liverpool, but I’ve not been able to keep a proper check on the scores for a good thirty years. The last I heard we were basically unstoppable with Rush up top. I can only assume that nothing has really changed since then”.
The technological revolution on the island comes just a few weeks after Llangefni resident Huw Jones became the first islander to successfully make a telephone call using a mobile phone device.
It was later discovered however that Huw was just the local psychiatric patient shouting maniacally into a house brick.