“Please upload more of your blurry firework photos”, said nobody ever

"There's really no need. We know what they look like"

 

Nobody in your social circle wants to see blurry photographs of a cheap firework from a display you went to this weekend, they have revealed.

Photography expert John Price said: “As much as we appreciate the effort you’ve made trying to get a picture of a firework, it’s really not needed. We know what they look like already.

“Do you think your friends are sitting at home waiting desperately for you to upload a grainy and slightly blurred image of a wonky Catherine Wheel pinned to a stick in a muddy field? They really aren’t”.

“And your kids. Stop uploading pictures of your kids”, he added