“Ha, even we have a cinema”, Mold tells Chester


Mold has been trolling Chester this weekend by reminding them that even they have a cinema.

The city of Chester lost its last remaining cinema back in 2013, forcing residents to travel further afield to catch all the latest Hollywood releases.

Despite having a near 90% smaller population, the market town of Mold across the border has a cinema screen within its popular Theatre Clwyd venue, something which locals there enjoy pointing out.

“They may laugh at Mold because we still settle our disputes by seeing who can spit the furthest, but at least we have a cinema”, said Town Council member Martin Jones today.

“Okay, so it may have only been showing Jurassic Park on repeat for the last 22 years, but it’s still technically a cinema, so have it”.