“Leave Rhyl, it’s already been done”, says Kim Jong-un


Rhyl is safe from the impending missile strikes from North Korea as it’s obviously already been done, according to feared leader Kim Jong-un.

Assessing a list of potential targets, the young dictator said: “I’m a warmongering maniac but even I have to be cost-effective. There’s not much use in using expensive WMDs on areas that have already been given a decent hammering, like this Rhyl place.”

“They did a great job too, very professional”, he added, complimenting the Tory Party’s hard work.