David Attenborough the only TV man left who hasn’t sexually assaulted anyone


BBC stalwart and naturalist Sir David Attenborough is thought to be the only male TV personality left who didn’t sexually assault a co-worker in the 80s, it has emerged.

Producer and friend, Mike Jones, said: “He’s had a 57 year TV career and it’s all been completely grope-free, which is unheard of. I don’t even think he’s cheated on his wife, which is just mental.”

The 91-year-old, who is currently wowing TV viewers with his latest Blue Planet installment, said: “I spent most of 80s fossil hunting in Kent, so I think I missed the whole sexual touching thing.”

He added: “I did have a confusing moment with a silverback gorilla in 1989, but that doesn’t count as I think I was technically on the receiving end”.