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A man is hoping that ‘Earthquake Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome’ is a thing, it has emerged.
The Television Match Official responsible for the abysmal ‘No Try’ decision on Saturday is stuck in Gatwick after his plane was grounded due to stormy weather, we are thoroughly thrilled to report.
Supermarkets are once again brimming with aisle-blocking greedy bastards buying everything before you get a chance, it has emerged.
BBC stalwart and naturalist Sir David Attenborough is thought to be the only male TV personality left who didn’t sexually assault a co-worker in the 80s, it has emerged.
A suspicious little twat-bag is buying an unusual quantity of eggs from Asda, it’s been revealed.
A dad is taking his son on a virtual tour of Chester Zoo on Google Earth after learning the cost of taking him there in real life.
A dog that was left traumatised by a neighbour setting off fireworks is planning on paying them back by barking continuously in the garden for the next 12 months, he has confirmed.
“You are seriously messy and it drives me mental”, a woman who inexplicably leaves thousands of little hair grips all over the fucking place has told her boyfriend.
The NHS is proposing to tackle the problem of insomnia by prescribing sufferers with just one dose of an England game, it’s been revealed.