The fastest man on the planet has revealed that his secret to running like crazy is just imagining he’s in the town of Birkenhead.
Rest of the UK
It’s results day across the UK, which means only one thing: The jobs market has welcomed tens of thousands of new hair & beauty technicians.
Poster boy for science “Professor” Brian Cox dropped out of sixth form and didn’t even attend university, he has admitted today in a revealing interview.
Hundreds of motorists travelling eastbound on the M56 motorway faced delays of up to 5 hours today after a Pokémon GO ‘Gym Battle’ broke out in the middle lane near Manchester Airport.
A new enclosure housing genuine scallywags from Wrexham has opened at Chester Zoo this week, but the decision has been faced with a high degree of controversy.
The number of illegal migrants entering the UK has dropped considerably after the Immigration Office hired the services of Rosies door staff, it’s been revealed.
Following a national petition to ban US presidential candidate Donald Trump from entering the UK, ministers have so far only been able to prevent him from drinking in Wetherspoons, it’s been revealed.
A pissed, angry man with sick on his shoes eating a McDonald’s on the pavement is better than you because he’s wearing a suit jacket, he has revealed.
A full-scale brawl erupted at Chester Races today after a ticket holder smuggled a can of Carlsberg past race officials.
A London pensioner is preparing to enter the history books this evening, after her £100-million per-year handout will become the longest-standing active benefit claim to remain completely unchallenged.