A man who insists on referring to his food as “noms” shall be beaten senseless by members of the public, a court has ordered.
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Aldi are hoping to make nuclear holocaust survival affordable for everyone with prefabricated bomb shelters for just £400.
A man who is yet to watch any Game of Thrones episodes no longer has a place in society, it has emerged
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A man has replaced the gap Love Island has left in his schedule with an hour long session of repeatedly punching himself in the face.
“Prom” used to be called “Getting Off Your Tits in a Field”, over 30s have said.
Andy Murray is widely considered to be ‘Scottish’ again following his Wimbledon exit this afternoon, it’s been revealed.
A 31-year-old man is still documenting every one of his achievements in his Record of Achievement file he was given in Year 11, it has emerged.
The UK’s Shoot-to-Kill policy has been extended to people seen browsing supermarkets and newsagents wearing grubby dressing gowns and slippers.
BBC presenter Jeremy Vine is struggling to determine what’s real and what’s computer generated after spending 12 hours in a CGI green room.