A man has replaced the gap Love Island has left in his schedule with an hour long session of repeatedly punching himself in the face.
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“Prom” used to be called “Getting Off Your Tits in a Field”, over 30s have said.
Andy Murray is widely considered to be ‘Scottish’ again following his Wimbledon exit this afternoon, it’s been revealed.
A 31-year-old man is still documenting every one of his achievements in his Record of Achievement file he was given in Year 11, it has emerged.
The UK’s Shoot-to-Kill policy has been extended to people seen browsing supermarkets and newsagents wearing grubby dressing gowns and slippers.
BBC presenter Jeremy Vine is struggling to determine what’s real and what’s computer generated after spending 12 hours in a CGI green room.
EU officials will 100% take Britain seriously when negotiating Brexit with a giant blond man-child, Theresa May has confirmed.
A man who left high school over fifteen years ago is still waiting to “break his fridge”, he has desperately revealed.
The Lord has confirmed that harming one another in his name is a futile exercise as he doesn’t even exist, we can reveal.
A fox suffering with dementia is extremely concerned about what lies ahead, he has revealed.