The three decade search for missing globetrotter and time traveller ‘Wally’ was finally called off today after North Wales police discovered the remains of a man dressed in a red and white stripy jumper in the early hours of this morning.
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Uproar was sparked in Chester’s Waitrose branch today after a man from Wrexham was spotted moving from aisle to aisle, browsing for bargains.
SAS-survival expert Bear Grylls will parachute into Shotton this weekend to kick off the fourth series of Discovery’s Born Survivor, it has been revealed.
A probe currently hurtling through space at 18,000mph towards Saturn’s moon ‘Titan’ has been redirected to the coastal town of Rhyl today, in a bid to finally answer questions surrounding the existence of intelligent life.
A self-service till that staff and customers complained was “speaking in tongue, shouting impossibly long words and offering English shoppers out for a scrap”, actually just had its Welsh setting activated, it’s been revealed.
North Wales traffic officers had a record breaking day today after a bumper-to-bumper traffic jam on the A55 left nearly 100 motorists at the mercy of the controversial ‘lane hogging’ law.
The small village of Hawarden in Flintshire will soon cut all ties and associations with ex-footballer turned co-commentator Michael Owen, in a desperate bid to rebuild its reputation.
Nearly a month after being discovered by Yvette Fielding and the Most Haunted team, “Harry”, a trapped entity whose soul is destined to linger in Tivoli Nightclub until the end of time, is attempting to remind people that he’s “still fucking trapped there”.
A Llandudno man is really looking forward to meeting his English friends to ‘socialise’ later, just within the city walls of Chester, right at the stroke of midnight.
Visitors to The Welsh Mountain Zoo in Colwyn Bay have been given Hollywood-style treatment this week, as zookeepers have openly tended to animals in the style of ‘Owen Grady’, the velociraptor trainer from the huge summer blockbuster Jurassic World.