Very Welsh Driving Problems   Posted By: warpedwales February 20, 2018 Roadblocks Can Be Interesting… “I’ve got all day, mate” If you thought temporary traffic lights were a pain in the ass, try coming up…

David Attenborough the only TV man left who hasn’t sexually assaulted anyone   Posted By: warpedwales November 17, 2017 BBC stalwart and naturalist Sir David Attenborough is thought to be the only male TV personality…

Wife putting the heating on the leading cause of divorce in Wales What the hell do you think you're doing?   Posted By: warpedwales September 6, 2017 The wife deciding to pop the heating on…

Latest round of sanctions sees Kim Jong-un banned from the Tiv You brought this on yourself   Posted By: warpedwales September 5, 2017 A new list of severe sanctions on North Korea has seen volatile…

Dad one Peppa Pig episode away from committing mass murder I am willing to pay the school to open earlier   Posted By: warpedwales September 1, 2017 A loving father is just one ten minute…

McGregor to have a bash at snooker instead I am snooker   Posted By: warpedwales August 27, 2017 UFC star Conor McGregor will attempt to conquer the world of snooker instead, his team has confirmed….

Man who calls food “noms” to receive public beating   Posted By: warpedwales August 12, 2017 A man who insists on referring to his food as “noms” shall be beaten senseless by members of the…

Aldi cashing in on impending war with £400 bomb shelters   Posted By: warpedwales August 11, 2017 Aldi are hoping to make nuclear holocaust survival affordable for everyone with prefabricated bomb shelters for just £400….

Man who doesn’t watch Game of Thrones no longer fits in society   Posted By: warpedwales August 8, 2017 A man who is yet to watch any Game of Thrones episodes no longer has a…