A sheep has admitted that he intentionally blocks the road when you’re trying to pass because he knows it f**ks you off and you haven’t got the balls to run him over.
The air being moderately warmer than it was a month ago has resulted in an emotionally volatile man from Holywell taking his shirt off and eyeballing strangers in public today, it’s been revealed.
Ethiopia is preparing to answer the prayers of thousands of Welsh families this week, after an appeal aired on local TV received a huge response across the African nation.
The three decade search for missing globetrotter and time traveller ‘Wally’ was finally called off today after North Wales police discovered the remains of a man dressed in a red and white stripy jumper in the early hours of this morning.
Uproar was sparked in Chester’s Waitrose branch today after a man from Wrexham was spotted moving from aisle to aisle, browsing for bargains.
SAS-survival expert Bear Grylls will parachute into Shotton this weekend to kick off the fourth series of Discovery’s Born Survivor, it has been revealed.
A probe currently hurtling through space at 18,000mph towards Saturn’s moon ‘Titan’ has been redirected to the coastal town of Rhyl today, in a bid to finally answer questions surrounding the existence of intelligent life.
A self-service till that staff and customers complained was “speaking in tongue, shouting impossibly long words and offering English shoppers out for a scrap”, actually just had its Welsh setting activated, it’s been revealed.
All future benefit claimants must work together to secure all of their payments from within a complicated four-stage Crystal Maze game, the Prime Minister has announced today.
North Wales traffic officers had a record breaking day today after a bumper-to-bumper traffic jam on the A55 left nearly 100 motorists at the mercy of the controversial ‘lane hogging’ law.