A man from Wrexham is still painfully smug about the number of birds he pulled at the Glan-Llyn disco in 1993, it’s been revealed. Ed Harris, now an office supplies salesman, claims to have bagged all of the party’s 18 female attendees.
“I was the alpha male that night, a real leader of the pack”, the now 40-year-old recounted to his work colleagues. “I wore a leather jacket. Combine that with green hair gel and and a pair of Kickers and you’re essentially a machine, which is what I was. A well-oiled machine of some description”.
Claiming to have “bagged” every bird who attended, including ‘a girl called Caroline from the special needs class’, Harris still refers to his apparent achievement at work events, in the pub and to relatives at family gatherings. “I’m pretty sure that what I achieved that night will not be matched. Certainly not beaten, that’s for sure.
“I was so on fire I even pulled one of the teachers”, he added before breaking down in tears. “I wasn’t expecting it to be my RE teacher Mr Carpenter, but with lots of help and therapy I feel like I’m making solid progress with that particular chapter of my life.”