“We need to get ourselves out of the mess that is the European Union”, according to a man who is yet to summon the enthusiasm to travel outside of Prestatyn.
Addressing his friends on Facebook, Martin Price, 36, claimed that the “big wigs in Brussels” are doing nothing but draining our hard-earned cash in return for absolutely nothing, and that remaining as we are will be “economic suicide.”
“We’re pissing our hard-earned cash on Brussels and foreigners. Our membership of the Union is only benefiting immigrants. That money should be spent on people who actually built this country”, claimed Price, who was last registered as employed in August 2004.
When asked for his thoughts on David Cameron’s claims that an EU exit would force the UK into a DIY recession, thus making export trade with existing Union members financially unviable, he said: “….Bloody immigrants”.