Nobody in your social circle wants to see blurry photographs of a cheap firework from a display you went to this weekend, they have revealed.

Photography expert John Price said: “As much as we appreciate the effort you’ve made trying to get a picture of a firework, it’s really not needed. We know what they look like already.

“Do you think your friends are sitting at home waiting desperately for you to upload a grainy and slightly blurred image of a wonky Catherine Wheel pinned to a stick in a muddy field? They really aren’t”.

“And your kids. Stop uploading pictures of your kids”, he added