Cancer – Warped Wales

Cancer

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21 June – 22 July

Out of everybody, Cancers are the most sensible and forward thinking.

You have a duty to care for the health of children. This Halloween, place a set of scales on your doorstep and make sure every child gets weighed.

If they’re overweight, tell them they’re fat and give them a celery stick.

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