A couple who use the same Facebook account have absolutely no trust issues whatsoever and feel totally secure in their relationship, they reckon.

Tim and Gemma, who have been together for 18 months, merged their online profiles last year after Gemma decided it would be sweet and romantic. The move had absolutely nothing to do with Tim’s plans to go to Amsterdam for the weekend with friends on a stag do.

Tim, who is yet to ask for his testicles back following the decision said: “Gemma says she trusts me implicitly and that she’s not a jealous person whatsoever. She reckons it’s just every other female alive that she has no trust in, but as I say she isn’t the jealous type”.

“She says that, providing she can see who I’m talking with and which profile pictures and status updates I’m liking, who I interact with in work and how much eye contact I make with female checkout staff in Tesco, she has no reason to worry whatsoever, which seems totally rational”.