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Heatwave Latest: Holywell “Shower Ban” reaches third week
The town of Holywell has just completed its third week under the new “Shower Ban” rule set by Welsh Water to combat the heatwave, and reports indicate that locals are fine with it.
We can’t wait to clog the roads up, say Bank Holiday Caravan bastards
A group of Bank Holiday Caravan Bastards can’t wait to turn your ten minute journey into a two hour nightmare so they can spend the weekend urinating in a bucket, it has emerged
Rhyl man lives on an Arriva Sapphire bus as it’s nicer than his flat
A man has moved onto an Arriva Sapphire bus permanently as the conditions onboard are much nicer than his Rhyl flat, he has claimed.
Del Boy chuffed as nuclear shelter investment finally pays off
Fast-talking fly pitcher Del Boy and his dippy younger brother Rodney are having the last laugh today, after a ‘ridiculous’ investment made 37 years ago looks to have finally come good
Mold Commonwealth Games 2026 bid a tad optimistic, say experts
A bid from the town of Mold to host the Commonwealth Games in 2026 has been labelled a little bit optimistic.
Wrexham spy assassinations being wrongly dismissed as spice overdoses
Dozens of traitors to the Kremlin based in Wrexham are being wrongly passed off as spice users by the council, we can reveal.
London hit by some sleet – May to invest billions in snow defence
Theresa May has allocated billions of pounds to tackle the threat of snowfall after the capital experienced a 20-minute wintry spell this afternoon.
Very Welsh Driving Problems
You’ll never leave.
Man plans to call in sick with ‘Earthquake Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome’
A man is hoping that ‘Earthquake Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome’ is a thing, it has emerged.
Karma as rugby video referee’s plane is GROUNDED at Gatwick
The Television Match Official responsible for the abysmal ‘No Try’ decision on Saturday is stuck in Gatwick after his plane was grounded due to stormy weather, we are thoroughly thrilled to report.