UFC star Conor McGregor will attempt to conquer the world of snooker instead, his team has confirmed.
Mid Wales is celebrating three decades of absolutely nothing happening whatsoever, according to local reports.
A man who insists on referring to his food as “noms” shall be beaten senseless by members of the public, a court has ordered.
Aldi are hoping to make nuclear holocaust survival affordable for everyone with prefabricated bomb shelters for just £400.
Rhyl is safe from the impending missile strikes from North Korea as it’s obviously already been done, according to feared leader Kim Jong-un.
A man who is yet to watch any Game of Thrones episodes no longer has a place in society, it has emerged
Ringtone phenomenon “Crazy Frog” has revealed how a decade of substance abuse has left his life in tatters, blaming instant fame and a move to Deeside as the reasons for his downfall.
Wrexham and Chester fans plan to celebrate the lifting of the ‘bubble match’ status this season by kicking the living shit out of each other at the first opportunity, it has emerged.
The town of Buckley solved its problem with Travellers by telling them that Mold absolutely loves Gypsies, it has emerged.
A man has replaced the gap Love Island has left in his schedule with an hour long session of repeatedly punching himself in the face.